Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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