I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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