who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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