Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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