Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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