I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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