Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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