Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
please come you make the beer taste better
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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