I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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