if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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