i would punch a child for taco bell
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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