i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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