They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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