i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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