Why are handjobs necessary in class?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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