so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I fill condoms, not promises.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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