i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake š
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him āBeast Modeā. So. Many. Orgasms.
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