Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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