ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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