no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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