Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
