Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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