they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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