actually, I'm a sock model
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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