i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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