We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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