I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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