oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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