her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
