508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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