The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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