dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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