idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i out mim tonsoeep
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