im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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