thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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