; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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