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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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