I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He has the fingertips of a God
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