this will be a night to untag.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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