this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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