oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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