Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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