forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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