I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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