do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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