One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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