i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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