How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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