Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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