What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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