so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
vagina is talking i cant
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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